Here’s where you’ll keep up to date on everything going on in the lives of your friends and family. The Onion Social algorithm and our commitment to monitoring what you see and when you see it ensures every facet of your feed is custom-tailored to your viewpoint. It’s your hub to see to the edges of your worldview and nothing beyond that.
Your Friends List allows you to gauge your intrinsic worth relative to other Onion Social users.
Clicking or hovering over this icon will automatically withdraw $100 from your bank account.
Remember your childhood best friend? Your first car? What you did six months ago at that cabin? It’s all here on Onion Social.
Give your friends a fleeting dopamine rush by liking their post.
Help blow things out of proportion or instigate arguments in real time with the Comment Button.
Hate tracking down all the information you need to dox someone? Our Dox Button will conveniently disseminate a person’s social security number, address, phone number, and list of family members with a single click.
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